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kawaii-aussie: basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she…
raybra: rneowies: How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later More like How To Stress Out About Every Single Thing In Your Life: A Novel I Can’t Write Right Now Because I’m Stressing Out About Writing It
macarena-of-time: my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween
gelatins: *inhales deeply* *exhales slowly* no
thefaultinourscarves: hmuifyoureblack: hmuifyoureblack: i’m flipping a coin heads ill do my homework tails i wont it was heads but im going to pretend it was tails this sums up my entire life
fasterfood: half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
msjewbooty: im gonna wear like 6 pairs of pants so people will begin to know me for wearing a ton of pants and when i get fat i will slowly remove the layers of pants and they won’t realize im fat they’ll just think i still wear 6 pairs of pants
A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
xxic: i-live-for-glitter-not-you: i-live-for-glitter-not-you Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now. Him: No. Me: Why not? Him: Because I don’t find men attractive Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive Him: ……. I can’t. Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T???? stOP THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER...
blackbruise: do you ever get bored of tumblr so you open up a new tab and go to tumblr
I feel fantastic. I officially decided that I no longer want to be a surgeon two days ago and I’ve never felt better. I feel like I can breathe again, like so much of my anxiety has just dissipated and I can fully enjoy my uni course because I do enjoy the work when you take away the immense amount of pressure I was putting on myself to do perfectly. I feel really good. Like I can aspire...
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askemmachan: Bakasara knows what he’s doing
Did jcap get botox?
exit the womb they said life will be great they said
I just want to come out to my best friend but it’s been so long and I know it’ll be totally fine I’m just nervous cause it’ll be so abrupt and ugh I hate this
coolscar: *accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*
ostracizedpoodle: favour1te: ostracizedpoodle: ive seen things how many things? 8
mattfoundglory: the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
yolympics: changing from jeans to pajama pants
amoying: the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams